I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
