I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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