please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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