it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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