That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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