spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It's rum buckets o'clock
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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