i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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