Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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