Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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