is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
