I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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