Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Fuck appropriateness.
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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