just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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