Umm I'm too high to move.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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