I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Randomize
