Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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