mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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