why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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