u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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