We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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