I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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