Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
