But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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