I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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