Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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