One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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