I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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