would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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