It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She announced her abortion via fbk
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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