so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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