David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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