Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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