Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
