OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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