Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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