But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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