Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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