Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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