walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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