It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
why didn't you poke me back
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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