You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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