I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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