i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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