thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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