Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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