Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
mondays should just be called national damage control day
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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