he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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