ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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