I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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