i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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