he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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