Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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