I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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