There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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