Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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