Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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