So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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